Cosmo Kramer

Heyy ! I'm Kramer, and I got this website 30% off. Just mention my name to my buddie! Anyway, one time, my friend George got new glasses, and he was eating potatoe chips, so I said, "May I have one of those, madame?" He got really mad at me. One time a couple of nerdy burgulars threatened to tell my mother my secrets. So I gave them an armoir. I heard this really good joke the other day, made by my friend Jerry. Wanna hear it? So one day, this pachyderm decided that he would approach the woman that he thought was pretty. So, he decides to bring her pizza. He picks up the pieces, but they're WAY too hot for his bare hands. His hands are practically on fire, so he starts juggling the pieces of pizza. Then the whole place went crazy! The two pieces fell out of the sky, and landed on his face and on the woman's face. Pretty good joke, huh? Yeah that's what I thought. Well, see you later. Remember, just mention my name for a discount!

PS I have a funny image for you of my friend Jerry wearing my ex-girlfriend's puffy shirt. That's me in the back.